Downwind and Droopy Bits - Life's Embarrassing Moments

By way of introduction, my husband, Sherwood, and I have racked up a fairly impressive list of most embarrassing moments over the past thirty plus years of marriage. Note: Yes, that is his real name.

There was the time that Sherwood ran out of gas in the line for the drive-through window of McDonald’s, and he had to push the car up to the “pick-up” window. Then there was the knee surgery/sodium Pentothal fiasco when my husband had a little trouble coming “out of general anesthesia” and told the nurses in the recovery room that he had four wives and thirty-seven children and a really HUGE . . . um . . . er . . . REASON for all those wives. Talk about Big Love.

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Book Review: Fish Finelli (Book 1): Seagulls Don't Eat Pickles

Book Review: Fish Finelli (Book 1): Seagulls Don't Eat Pickles

 am ALWAYS on the hunt for fiction that I think Matt will enjoy, even if it is a tad below his reading level. Finding good fiction for boys that breaks away from sad and "dark" themes (as Matt calls them) can prove rather difficult. I managed to get a copy of Fish Finelli (Book 1): Seagulls Don't Eat Pickles from the LibraryThing Early Reviewers program and I was glad I did.

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Routine and Comfort are Good, Until You Flash a Cop Some Nipple

Seriously ya'll, I'm sitting here completely mortified over an hour after what will surely be my most embarrassing moment of the year...possibly decade. But before I tell you about the cop, my nipples and utter humiliation, let me tell you about the rest of the day that led up to it.

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