Images of Children as Healthy Bundles of Energy Banned from School Text

If you are one of my friends or readers that find yourself offended by foul language, or are under the age of 18, please do not read any further! This particular rant is not for you.

 

Happy Childhood (Boston Public Library)The list I ran across this morning of banned language and images from many school textbooks isn’t old news, in fact it is from 2009, but it is news that left me staring at my computer screen wondering what the fuck our country is coming to. Not only is the image of “Children as Healthy Bundles of Energy” banned, but a slew of others as well leaving public school students left to stare at inanimate objects while they read, and even those might not make the cut. So what gets cut from your kids’ textbooks?

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Happy Childhood (Boston Public Library)The list I ran across this morning of banned language and images from many school textbooks isn’t old news, in fact it is from 2009, but it is news that left me staring at my computer screen wondering what the fuck our country is coming to. Not only is the image of “Children as Healthy Bundles of Energy” banned, but a slew of others as well leaving public school students left to stare at inanimate objects while they read, and even those might not make the cut. So what gets cut from your kids’ textbooks?

The word brave (Sorry Disney) is on the list of unacceptable words because it refers to a Native American Person. Seriously, who decides this shit? How about this one, when it’s time to study Pre-History and early men do not call him a “caveman,” you must you “cave dweller.”

It seems to me that a bunch crotchety old fucks sat down and made these list of banned words, images and topics. Oh yeah, you can’t use the term crotchety or the word old especially when it is followed by either folks, hag, lady, maid, maidish, man, witch or wives tale.

Don’t worry your child will not miss out on learning to perfectly craft these words in their penmanship class because “penmanship” is sexist, they will only be learning proper handwriting, script or writing.

Pop or Soda, what will you be having next time you are at the movie theater? It doesn’t matter because you kids can only be shown Coke or Pepsi in their school text unless of course, your state bans advertisements of any kind and then they are likely to read something along the lines of “Johnny really enjoyed the carbonated beverage with artificial flavors at lunch.” Keep in mind that we cannot call it “his” carbonated beverage or refer to it as “his” lunch as those usage rules have been banned as well and deemed sexist.

Pioneer woman holding a baby at Toowoomba, Queensland, 1920-1930This is where I draw the line with the feminist bullshit already. Yes, you are woman, we hear you roar, but that doesn’t mean you have the right to completely rework the English language and fuck up the grammar that I barely managed to understand in public school. Leave it alone already!

The icing on the cake before I move onto banned images, your children will not read the words American or America in their textbooks. Why, because “it suggests geographical chauvinism unless it refers to all people in North America, South America, and Central America; refer instead to people of the United States.”

On to the images, where the feminist bitches are at it again. It is good thing my daughters are homeschooled and can see a women finding achievement solely in marriage or motherhood first hand because that image is not permitted. Evidently, we are not allowed to aspire to just me wives and mothers anymore and truly enjoy it. If the image doesn’t show a woman crushing a man into the ground like an ant and clawing her way to the top it isn’t okay.

Along with all of the other insane man vs. woman images, your children will not see is that of a pioneer woman riding in covered wagon while man walks. Nope, we want to show her walking to her our too, tall and strong, who gives a shit what actually happened in history, it is not the important part of what we are trying to teach our children these days.

Rainbow over a forest in Alaska (3 June 2005)With list of banned words and images and could go on for hours so I will finish off my rant today by telling you to savor the moment next time you see a rainbow in the sky with your child because they won’t be seeing them in photographs in textbooks for the fear of supporting a Gay agenda.

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Rainbow over a forest in Alaska (3 June 2005)With list of banned words and images and could go on for hours so I will finish off my rant today by telling you to savor the moment next time you see a rainbow in the sky with your child because they won’t be seeing them in photographs in textbooks for the fear of supporting a Gay agenda.

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